Click the Comments link under her photo for the answer.
And Flavor Ice too...
Why do they refuse to make a box of ALL cherry popsicles. They insist on making you eat the damn banana ones as well.
It must be the same people who watched JAG
Who in the world watches Monk? I seriously thought it has been off the air for at least three years, and I just saw a commercial promoting this season as its final sason.
Blanket would have preferred Diana Ross
Michael Jackson's 79 year old mother, Katherine, will be getting custody of his children. I think that Michael's 25 year old lovechild, Omer, should have to now care for his three siblings.
Please Don't Go Girl - No Really, Come Back
The New Kids On the Block were consistently playing to less than 50% capacity in big arenas on their US summer tour.
Maybe Celine Dion said, "Back Off"
There are 42 versions of American Idol worldwide. Wouldn't you think at least one of those contestants would have a song and be known in the US by now? Shakira cannot be the best that the world has to offer.
Coming Soon: G-Force Guinea Pigs sing the Hits of High School Musical
Sign of the Apocalypse # 238:
The Number One Album in the country is by Demi Lavato.
Maybe I Should Sell Roses for a Living
On ABC, there have been 13 seasons of The Bachelor and 5 seasons of The Bachelorette. I think it's time to put them all on an island and fight it out Survivor-style.
How many Guinea Pigs does it take to get some respect?
Commercials are touting The Ugly Truth as the Number One comedy in America. Does this mean that the weekend's highest grossing movie, G-Force, is one of the great dramas of our time?
Try the Mac N Cheese with Beef
Over the weekend I signed up for the Noodles & Company birthday club which will give me a free meal on my birthday. However, today I was e-mailed a coupon for a free meal just because I signed up. All you have to do is provide your name and e-mail. Finally, the internet pays off.
Ironically, Viagra makes it difficult to walk
Scientists have discovered that the blue dye used in blue M&Ms and Gatorade helped paralyzed rats regain the ability to walk. Side effect: The rats turned slightly blue in color. So the next time you see a blue rat, congratulate him.
And what about The Bird Flu?
What ever happened to the Conficker computer virus that was supposed to shut down the computer world on April Fool's Day?
And you thought YOU were hungry
Kaleb Bussenschut is a five year old boy in Australia who is allergic to ALL food. The condition is so rare that it has no name. Kaleb can only drink water and one certain type of lemonade. He carries a backpack that is connected to a tube in his stomach that consistently feeds him nutrients. Apparently Kevin Federline (below) has at least three backpacks.
Popo-COW
Oops, I ate it again. The American Dream: Marry a hot pop singer. Impregnate her. Live off her millions. Consume as many burritos as possible.
They're offering $15 million if she promises not to perform again
Reportedly, Paula Abdul is closer to renewing her American Idol contract. She is asking for $20 million, but will probably have to "settle" for $12 million. Can you imagine having this "problem"?
But they always shoot just below the neck
I was just waching the news and it reminded me of a joke regularly done on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Whenever there is a new study about obesity or fatty foods, the news always shows a montage of fat people walking. Every time. If you are walking in public and notice a camera is taping you, it's time to hit the gym.
Megan Meets a Millionaire next week
I just watched the Daisy of Love "finale." It is really amazing how much Daisy looks like Janice from The Muppet Show. And has there ever been a Reality Show finale that takes place indoors? Apparently if you are looking for love and want to make a final choice, there must be tiki torches present.
Actually, they're not even real words
Three words that I am really tired of: Shorty, Lil' and Jonai.
And who first said, "Hooray?"
I wonder who decided that people should clap when they liked what someone was doing. "I want to show approval toward you right now, so let me continually smack my palms together."
Do you recognize this man?
Click the Comments link below his face to see the answer. (And this one is tough.)
Death is random
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Alexis Cohen, the American Idol contestant who was given a lot of air-time by Idol producers because she berated Simon and flicked him off was killed in a car accident on Saturday. You never know when it's your time.
And I still never solved it...
Because I was lazy as a kid, I had a Rubik's Pyramid instead of a Rubik's Cube. Four sides were easier to deal with than six.
And is anyone really drinking coffee from those coffee cups?
Is there a rule on talk shows that any card or sheet of paper used by the host must ALWAYS be blue?
Why am I not at the airport?
It was reported today that airfares and hotel rates are the lowest they have been in 13 years. Southwest is offering amazing fares for the Fall. I need to figure out how to not spend money in Las Vegas once I arrive there.
The kid is not my son?
So the latest Michael Jackson nonsense says that Michael has a 25 year old love child named Omer. I laughed when I heard it. But then, I saw the footage of the Jackson family at the memorial. In order in the front row were the brothers, then LaToya, then Janet, then Rebbie, the OMER, then the three children, then Katherine. Were the children all seated together? Maybe it's true.
Just ask Charlie Sheen...
The money is in TV. I just read a report that Jerry Seinfeld still makes $87 million per year from reruns and endorsements. Simon Cowell makes $72 million each year. Brad Pitt only made $20 million. Television is the gift that keeps on giving.
And who's buying those rock-hard pre-frozen Sno-Cones?
Why do Ice Cream Trucks have ice cream I can never find in a grocery store? Would it really kill them to make a six pack of Choco Tacos for retail?
Expect the Unexpected
I hope this summer that Julie Chen has to give birth in the Big Brother House and the houseguests go crazy when the baby wins Head of Household.
Move over Espys
I predict that within five years, you'll be seeing some stupid Comic Con Awards show on some network.
If my dish can't get the signal, then how does the cable company's?
As much as I love having a satellite dish, I am getting tired of missing my favorite programs because of even the lightest bit of rain. I use to solve this problem by watching my portable analog TV when it rained, but the government saw to it that I will no longer have that option. Also, it's not as easy as you might think to find episodes of certain programs online.
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