Do you recognize this man?





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Don't Light Those Candles, Just Burn Some Crosses


Madonna turned 51 on Sunday. I have always wanted Madonna to set up shop in Las Vegas and do a regular show at Caesars Palace for a couple of years. And I've also wanted her to do an Unplugged episode for MTV. Is that too much to ask?

I Hope He Likes Baseball


Alyssa Milano put down her Blackberry long enough to get married over the weekend. Before she tweeted "I do" she walked down the aisle to John Lennon's Imagine. Pause here while I roll my eyes.

Reality Check


Now that Chima has walked out of the Big Brother House, I want nothing more than for Natalie to be evicted. Jessie is in for some hell since he will be stuck alone in the Jury House with either Natalie or Lydia for a full week. Maybe this will be a good time to let them know that he'd be more interested in Jeff.

Do you recognize this woman?



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Looks Like She Will Be Top Heavy On A Kneeler


Omarosa from The Apprentice has enrolled in the United Theological Divinity School to become a minister. Another celebrity has found God. I wonder how long before the head minister tells her she's fired.

I Thought Jamie Somers Had The Bionic Hearing



Last night, I saw a commercial for the Lee Majors Bionic Hearing Aid. Yes, that Lee Majors. The Bionic Man is now 70 and selling hearing aids. And I get older by the second.